PUPPY KILLER
We’ve all heard about Governor Kristi Noam (R-SD) callously murdering her puppy in a gravel pit by now. But I think we are missing an important point. What was she auditioning for by bragging about it? Maybe she wants to be Donald Trump’s vice president, but killing a puppy is about as low as you can go in my book. The only thing worse would be killing children and….oh. Orange Man is responsible for the deaths of a million Americans during the COVID pandemic and ordered his generals to shoot protesters. Clearly, he has no remorse.
Oakley & Eymund
Trump said that he would be a dictator on day one and has a horrendous 2025 Plan that would round up immigrants and put them in camps, ready to deport even American citizens. Maybe he would be impressed with a woman who could execute a puppy. Noam can’t run for governor again, so she is apparently job-shopping.
PUPPY LOVE
I have a wonderful, beautiful found 100-lb puppy that continues his endearing puppyhood even as the years repeat. Now his mother would take an intruder's arm off to protect her people. But not Eymund. He whimpers.
We discovered Oakley right before Christmas. The poor dear was cold, wet, hungry and sick. She was a perfect Christmas gift. Someone had dumped her in a park next door and no one claimed her. Little did we know she was pregnant with Eymund. Ever since then when Oakley sees I’m leaving, she literally cries and breaks my heart.
PUPPY SHOOTER
The joke is on the woman who so willingly shot her puppy. The former resident of the White House is a raw misogynist. I can’t imagine he would consider Noam for vice president for even one moment. When Trump was married to Melania four months after she gave birth to their extremely tall son, Orange One was considered an “eligible” New York bachelor. Figure out that logic. He was already married, in a relatively long-term relationship with his mistress and having a one-night stand with a porn star who he said reminded him of his daughter. Quite the catch.
Maybe the ex-president is impressed with Noam. I certainly wouldn’t be surprised if our ex would make her try out for Dogcatcher. But I don’t want to imagine how he would do that — I just had lunch.
A BETTER CHOICE
My two non judgemental dogs always love to see me every time I come inside. I hear a big ka-thump ka-thump ka-thump, and then Eymund lifts his eyes over the sofa as if to make certain he is right that I’m there. Then both of my two loves rush up with kisses on my chin. No adult does that for me.
Gloria Christie is currently working on a high-tech pioneer memoir.