FBI Seizes Top Secret Docs at Mar-a-Lago
Column by Gloria Christie THE NEWSLETTER FOR INTELLIGENT WOMEN & MEN
Good morning, my Friends! Today my column page is going to be abbreviated, because if you don’t already know, I’m having eye surgery tomorrow. This means I won’t be able to see for a while, maybe until Friday or through Sunday. Damn you, COVID! But then I’ll be able to really see well.
Okay, enough of that. Let’s hear the news!
Gloria
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I wonder what the FBI’s unlist to collect some of our country’s uttermost secret documents from Donald Trump looks like? How did they know how to go after these, whose name shall never be spoken? I’m assuming if you cannot write their names, the FBI people cannot speak them either. Maybe, they use hand signals as baseball umpires do. That would have been pretty cool.
The Umpire’s Bible described
Do Not Enter. Pounding the door signal.
You’re Out! Form a hammer with a clenched right fist and deliver a quick sharp blow.
Donald Trump was shocked. Just shocked that the FBI decided to go to his Mar-a-Lago plain-clothed except for their weapons. He took 15 boxes of everything from a ceremonial sword to a sweetheart letter from North Korea’s Kim Jung-Un. The people who are in charge of the federal government archives are pretty darn serious about their documents, actually our documents.
Not only did our ex destroy many documents, he did so in creative ways. Sometimes, he just tore them into tiny pieces like confetti. Other documents ended up paying any number of D.C. plumbers after he flushed them. Some he just ate. I’m thinking those were the ones that had the unfortunate luck to come into existence before dinner. I hear he is really fond of catsup with his meals.
I’m not sure whether the people have a chance to get back these documents or whether we’ll ever know what they say — especially those on the unlist. But it sure is fun to speculate.
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