Six Justices a'Lying
Gloria Christie Reports
I saw six Lying Supreme Court Justices standing in their nomination hearings with their fingers crossed behind their backs. Then, the senators threw out a big bowling ball of a term stare decisis. It rhymes with Starry Recisis and just means settled law stays law. And each one of the Lying Justices nodded, “oh yes, I sleep in stare decisis,” the senators believed you. You betcha.
I would have thought 50 years of law was enough to settle it, but maybe justices operate in a different time-space continuum. After all, they are the only ones on earth with a job for life.
Sammy Alito, sorry Sammy, you all made me lose full respect for you so no titles for you guys. Anyway, Sammy, you forgot to mention women. I would have thought you might have mentioned us. My feelings are almost hurt.
(Brett Kavanaugh and wife during his nomination hearing, putting on his pretty face)
Now, there are many different sides to six Lying Justices turning our world upside down. Many of them are tragic. You dumped a whole lot of feelings on us, boys + one girl. Anger, Sadness. Fear. Tears, that’s an emotion, right?
One is that we went to bed in a Democracy knowing we have a fight against Authortarism. But who would have guessed that we would wake up in a Theocracy first? I was just hoping to wake up beautiful. You all gave me whiplash! I may have to sue.
Those justices had to go back about 170 years to come up with a felony law. Yikes/ Next, they will be dunking us in the pool water to see if we are witches. If we drown, we are innocent! Yay... Oh.
And if anyone besides the six Lying Justices cares about it, fear of pregnancy during sex just isn’t the turn-on people think it is. Can I keep that asperin balanced between my knees the whole time? Did I put on the pot roast? Why can’t I get Clarence Thomas’ scary photo out of my mind? “What did you say, Honey?”
Oh well, We’re back to the days when women looked forward to menopause. You had to be there to fully appreciate what Sammy’s little coup has in store for our sex lives now. And when Mama isn’t happy…well, you know the rest.