'Spy' Likes His Coke Stirred Not Shaken
Column by Gloria Christie THE NEWSLETTER FOR INTELLIGENT WOMEN & MEN
Hi there! I’m moving in slow motion this morning, because I stayed up to watch the Department of Justice’s (DOJ) response to Donald J. Trump’s request for an outside arbiter to go over the stolen documents. I kept telling myself that I only need seven hours of sleep. Then, it was I’ve managed on six hours plenty of times. But I lied.
I’m drinking hot tea, but I think I need something stronger to wake me up. Like coffee. But I really want to tell you what we have gleaned from those 36 pages, the DOJ handed us.
Stay Safe, Stay Well, You & Yours,
Gloria
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'Spy' Likes His Coke Stirred Not Shaken
Of course, Donald J. Trump had 100 ultra-secret documents laying around his personal office and in his bedroom closet. Probably with coke can stains and Big Mac wrappers. What will his excuse be for that one? Oops, the documents just fell in there. Or it must have been a magic trick of Penn & Teller gone awry. Assuming the comedy & magic team ever graced Mar-a-Lago’s door.
We also learned that former First Lady Melania Trump has her own quarters apart from his. And who can blame her? She might not even be living there. No one has seen either hide or hair of her and Baron, who just keeps getting taller and taller.
We also learned that Trump is a slob. These priceless documents he stole from us were stuffed in with his passports, according to The New York Times.. Hey, wait a minute. Why were they with his passports? The FBI did not say, but they handed them back to the ex-president. Were they hoping he would take a fast flight to Moscow on his personal jet? Or Saudi Arabia?
Money and power motivate the former president. What Trump does not realize is dictators aren’t nearly as much fun when he is out of power. Oh well. He’ll see.
But the Department of Justice specialists can fingerprint the documents and find out who has touched them other than Trump’s greedy little fingers.
We still do not know why the ex-president stole them. The answer will probably be something like:
‘I always wanted to be James Bond, my coke stirred not shaken.’
‘My kid took them for a science project. Jarod! Get in here!
If I was still president, you couldn’t do anything to me. I’m running!
Oh, please run far!
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