In my mind, I see that Donald Trump upon hearing that the King had been installed as the leader, jumped up and down, then took a victory leap. Well, that’s probably an exaggeration. It was more like a victory hop. Okay, truth be told, he would have just moved his arms and shrugged his shoulders to make us believe he took that leap. You know, like some drivers do when they don’t really come to a full stop, leaning forward and back as if they had.
But I digress. Back to the ex-president. You see, down at Mar-a-Lago, a number of people address him as “King.” He likes it.
Moving back into my imagination…
I suspect he didn’t realize it was a different king altogether, King Charles I. Well, in that universe where Trump lives that would be possible. King Donald -1. He would sit upon a golden throne. You say he already does that? Well, so I’ve heard, he was gifted a golden toilet.
But if we had had a King Donald aka dictator, what would our lives be like? You wouldn’t be reading this, because he has already promised to jail all journalists who write the truth about him. A black Range Rover would screech to a stop next CNN’s Jim Acosta. Two burly men would throw him into the vehicle, then he would be disappeared. Oh, and of course, there would be Hillary Clinton jailed for criticizing him, shackled and paraded around the Elipse every day for her supposed sins.
President Barack Obama would be arrested for embarrassing the Trumpster at that long-ago Correspondents Dinner. The ex-POTUS would arrest all of the Democrat legislators and the real president, too, President Joe Biden for beating him by seven million Americans’ votes.
Former Attorney General William Barr for going against him on Fox News. No word on what this king would impose as penalties, but word has it that he would bring back the firing squad. After all, Trump ordered his minions to take care of the Black Lives Matters protesters to ‘just shoot them.”
But would we want a king such as King Charles? I don’t know. My intruding thought throughout all of Queen Elizabeth’s memorial ceremonies is that I would run screaming after facing 365 days of them. But that’s just me.
Be Safe. Be Well. You & Yours,
Gloria
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