Hey! I think that we know one another well enough to introduce you to my dog, Eymund (rhymes with diamond).
We decided to share him. She already had one dog and Eymund’s mother. I would pay for his food and expenses, and she would take care of him. I told her that given we were sharing our sweet boy, I’d prefer the front half. She didn’t find that very funny. But I did.
It all started when his mother showed up on a friend’s porch cold, wet, sick, and hungry. They took her in and put up the “Found” signs. No one claimed this dog who looks exactly like a Wookie. Well, quite a bit shorter.
They were getting ready to take her in to get neutered when she gave birth to five puppies. One didn’t make it. And they found places for all of them to go. One was mine. It was love at first sight. His fur was so soft, that he would almost slip through my fingers.
At the time he came, I was sick. And I didn’t think I could take care of him — physically, that is. Like most puppies, he was filled with action. But at night, before I put him to bed, he would be worn out enough so that I could cuddle him right up around my neck and whisper sweet puppy stuff to him. And he was so sweet. Even as a puppy, he never would get tangled up in my feet. I walk with a cane, so that would be rather awful to fall.
But I had to give him back. And he grew and grew and grew. All the way to 100 pounds. But Eymund fit in there nicely. His mother is a killer in that if someone broke into the house, she would take off his arm in 50 seconds flat. No kidding. Very protective of her people.
And I still want the front half. 😁
Okay, let’s laugh!
Gloria
Before the changing of the guard.
Who knew?
I just can’t help respecting active Lt. Col. Kinzinger, the jet pilot.
Seems only fair.
Could be serious.
She went viral. That look on her face is priceless!
I’ve seen it before, but it never misses handing me at least a small smile.
Oh sure, men understand us.
No Kidding.
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