SUNDAY LAUGHS

THE NEWSLETTER FOR INTELLIGENT WOMEN & MEN

Hi again! Have you noticed the same three news articles keep repeating and repeating and repeating? Well, except for President Joe Biden relapsing his case of COVID variant 9,273…or something. So, I don’t want to talk about any of those.

The news industry has just decided that fair and balanced is not exactly the right approach. No kidding! Here’s the mass murderer, and let’s equate him with the grandmother who jaywalked. Or something to that effect. Mass Murderer, Grandma. Grandma, Mass Murderer. Grandma Murderer! Carrot, Cake. Cake, Carrot. Carrot Cake!

It appears that nearly everything is going streaming, including the news. And I find that highly irritating. How about I don’t pay a cable bill and just pay for the streams I like? Oh, but then I can’t figure out what I like, because you have to pay upfront.

And Facebook has started being nice to me after about five years of abuse. I only stayed with Mark Z., because there was no alternative. But now there’s meta 😁. It’s like the guy who never says he’s sorry until after he tells your sister she wasn’t welcome in his house, because she voted for a Black man aka President Barack Obama. Then, he utters his one and only “Sorry.”

Then there’s the new English. It looks something like this: 🥸 😎 😭 & 🦹 🏃 lol 🐆 🛴 🎥 rotflmaorg ⏰! No commas, capital letters, nor quotation marks. And quit combining words as if they were meant to be combined and pulling apart ones that I thought always looked absolutely cute together. And when did Capitol become Capital on Monday, Wednesdays, and Saturdays?

Every time some news personality wants to sound intelligent, he or she will say “to I” and “from she” and “near he.” Fingers on the chalkboard! But no matter how often I correct my television hosts, (and I do) they continue to place the wrong pronoun after their prepositions!

Okay, enough of that! Let’s laugh!

Gloria

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An Oldie but Goodie.

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