Hi there! Glad you could stop by today. Or tomorrow. Or the day after tomorrow. What’s good for you is good for me! How has your week been? We know the not-so-Grand Old Party has been just so ugly that I think I’ll just have to focus on the smallest ultra-right-corner of it, the Supreme Court of The United States or as we call the little monster ‘SCOTUS. '
THANKS A LOT, SCOTUS.
Who knew SCOTUS would turn out to be such a bad seed when it turned 233 years old? You know, I thought it would be older. But it took about a decade or so for the boys to come up with something Trump and the self-described Mitch ‘The Grim Reaper’ O’Connell could destroy in four years. Or maybe, it is just getting crotchety in its old age. See what you think:
SCOTUS: Let nine-year-old girls become mothers.
PEOPLE: But it is dangerous for them to birth at that age, SCOTUS.
SCOTUS: Oh come on. It can’t be that expensive.
PEOPLE: What? Didn’t you consider the health risks when you made this law from the bench?
SCOTUS: Just have her get a nanny. I can give you a number for a cheap one from El Salvadore.
PEOPLE: But most pregnancies at that age are cases of rape and/or incest.
SCOTUS: It just proves our point. Low-income people interbreed.
PEOPLE: Why are you so disgusting.
SCOTUS: It’s all about power, Baby. Hah! I made a joke!
PEOPLE: No you didn’t. You are a bad joke.
SCOTUS: But I…
PEOPLE: Just shut up and go hibernate somewhere until January 6, 2023. I’ll go look for Teddy ‘Cancun’ Cruz, Josh ‘Pump My Fist’ Hawley, Sofa-Sitting Mark Meadows, Ronny ‘If-iI’s-Russian-It’s Good’ Johnson, and Velvita Don for you to snack on when you wake up.
Stay safe, stay well, you, and yours!
Gloria
I Must Agree
3, Man 0
First Ingredient 6 cups mud…
Yeah, But The Joke’s On Us, We Bail Him Out On This One.
Those 10-Year-Olds Are Just Too Cute At Parent/Teacher Conferences
‘PRO-LIFE IN AMERICA’
‘Little House on the Prairie’ Chic.
DUCK!
And We’re Surprised?
Sentence 30 Years, No Ketchup.
THANK YOU, PRESIDENT BIDEN!
TRUTH.
Oh Great. Now We Can Only Look. Thanks A Lot, SCOTUS.
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