Being funny isn’t easy these days. The real news is pretty bizarre. I mean, look at the real news. Arizona ballots have been taken to a secret secure Montana lab by the Cyber Ninjas auditing company (true). What are they going to do? Build a Chinese Cyber Frankenstein?
Or take Senator Tom Cotton (R-AK). Apparently, he believes China intends to use the Olympics to harvest DNA for “Supersoldiers.” Oh cool, maybe the Supersoldier can play with the Chinese Frankenstein and the Cyber Ninjas?
Representative Jim Jordon (R-OH) had a conniption fit, because the Department of Justice (DOJ wouldn’t investigate “Italian Space Laser Election Fraud.” Right. Can’t make that one funnier than it already is.
Last not least, there is the furthest-right conspiracy theory of all. They made up a fake definition of Critical Race Theory (CRT) and scared parents. Okay, let’s back the truck up and unpack that one. CRT is a theory by legal theorists and scholars about how law related to systemic racism. Does that really sound like something taught in grade school? No, it is taught in law school and graduate school. However, it does give us a clue about who create at least one of the conspiracy theories.
Okay, enough of that. Let’s laugh!
*Thanks to all my funny, witty friends for sharing their funnies with me: Andrew Bradford, Stefan Gliniecki, Lisa Hanock-Jasie, Hippie Peace Freaks, Conover Kennard, Edward Meyer, Elisabeth Parker, and Melanie Phillips.
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